Five Ridiculous Beer Items You Can Buy on Amazon
Sometimes, you just want to buy something dumb. Or something weird. Or maybe the unexpected.
If your recipient is a craft beer lover (or yourself), you can’t go wrong with these absolutely random beer gift selections available from Amazon.com.
Beer Gift: Guzzling Hats
Was this a joke on a 70s sitcom? Where did this idea even come from? It’s definitely not a good idea. But it’s funny and probably something everyone should do once.
Beer Gift: Beer Holsters
Sure, you can get up and walk to the fridge, but wouldn’t it be better if you could have your beer on you at all times? That’s where beer holsters come into play. Whether you choose a six-shooter motif, a utility belt or a neck tie (seriously?), you’ll never have to set your beer down again.
Beer Gift: Beer Socks
Nobody needs novelty beer socks. But life is short, I guess.
Beer Gift: Absolutely Ridiculous Bottle Openers
Everyone already has a bottle opener. But hey, one of these is a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen. So there’s that.
Beer Gift: I Give Up
And then there’s this stuff. This is what we’ve come to, America. Beer can holders for the shower. You’re welcome.